Visiting a small rural town, a stranger goes into a bar and chats with the bartender...
    Visitor: "Tell me, sir, what goes on in this part of the world that is EXCITING?"
    Bartender: "Well, three weeks ago, my sister got LOST. The whole community rallied around and we searched and searched until we found her. Then we all had sex with her and finished up with a big party. That was definitely exciting."
    The Visitor, a little surprised, continued: "Tell me, sir, what goes on in this part of the world that is FUN?"
    Bartender: "Well, two weeks ago, my neighbor's sheep got LOST. The whole community rallied around and we searched and searched until we found them. The we all had sex with them and finished up with a big party. That was definitely fun."
    Somewhat surprised, the Visitor continued with his questioning: "Tell me, sir, does anything BAD ever happen in this part of the world?"
    Bartender: "Well, a week ago, I got LOST...."