SEXUAL JOKE TITLES:

New Hospital Administrator
Rye Bread
Two Sperm
Genie and Champagne
Guy Out on the Range
Dogs Having Sex
Guys Naked in a Ditch
Woman with Traffic Ticket
Aroused Guy on Airplane
Tonto with Ears to Ground
Indian at Whorehouse
Lone Ranger Captured by Outlaws
Roo-Roo
Tattoo on Penis
Jazz Piano Player
Two Prostitutes Walking by Church
Definition of Making Love
Difference Between Golf Ball and G-Spot
Guy Trying to Pick Up Girl
Sex With a Sheep
Difference Between Meat and Fish
Guy Booking a Cruise
Why God Created Man
God Talking to Adam
Guy Buying Condoms
Free Sex With Fill-up
Three Guys and the Guinness Book
Better Body Language
Gay Study
Guy on a Tightrope
Bubbly Guy in Nursing Home
Woman From France with Crabs
Guy Who Can't Get it Up
Clinton at the Entrance to Hell
One Employee to Lay Off
The Monica Lewinsky
George Burns with Oprah
Frog that Gives Blow Jobs
Similarities Between Women and Condoms
Computer Wins Out in the End--1998 Contest Winner
Three Hookers Talking
Identical Twins
The $65,000 Question
Frank Sinatra and the Siamese Twins
Woman Talking to St. Peter
Guy Betting Blonde Lady in Bar
Drunk With Stolen Car
Female Stowaway
Hit Man on Golf Course
Ventriloquist Having Fun With Indian
Guy Bragging About His Lawn
Money Jar in Bar
Old Couple Eating Breakfast
Lorena Bobbit Tosses Penis
Sex With Girl Tied to Tracks
Guy Caught Masturbating
English Shepherd and Australian
Boy Who Passes by Mother's Room
Are You My Daddy?
Woman Files Sex Harassment Suit
Bumps Into Woman in Lobby
Woman With Doctor's Appointment
Guy Who Works in Pickle Factory
Comatose Wife in Hospital
Guy With Alligator in Bar
Small Guy on Elevator
Blonde With Sore Belly Button
Blonde Paint
Difference Between Dealer and Hooker
Why Men Pay More For Insurance
Difference Between Mayo and Semen
Which One is the Head Nurse
Similarities Between Vagina and Grapefruit
Michael Jackson and Burger King
Young Boys Take Walk in Woods
Two Hillbillies Find Sheep
Worker in Need of Hand Saw
Penis Study
Hot Day in Dallas
Some Things You Just Can't Explain
The Trucker
The Elvis Tattoo
Just Parkin' My Car
Green Dwarf
Common Between Woman and Airplane
Common Between Woman and Prawns
Ring the Fire Bell
Seniors Discussing Vegetables
Circumcise a Redneck
The Wrong Approach
Old Lady Needs Condoms
What the Computer Will Accept
Why I Crossed the Road
What Kodak and Condom Have in Common
Blonde's Car Breaks Down
Hand Jobs and Cheese Sandwiches
Two Fleas on Vacation--1999 Joke Contest Runner-up
Blonde Working in Clock Store
Three Men Discussing Lovemaking
Another Sex with Sheep Joke
Separate Vacations
Who Wears the Pants
Common Between Blonde and Spaghetti
The Three Leroys
Differences Between Love...
Passionate Sex in a Van
Principal Opens a Whorehouse
Car, Reindeer, and Penis Talking
Why Hurricanes Named After Women
Blonde in Refrigerator
Nun at Bus Stop
What Old Lady Tastes Like
Fatherly Advice
Blowing Bubbles as a Kid
Common Between Men and Floor Tile
Man's View of Safe Sex
Why Women Fake Orgasm
Biggest Problem for an Atheist
Bobbit and Lewinsky Out Walking
Guy Trying to Impress Date
African Roulette
Texan to the Rescue
Old Man With too Much Sex Drive
Three Guys Break Down on the Road
Two Gay Irishmen
Henry Ford Talking to God
Japanese Tourist Needs a Condom--2000 Joke Contest Winner
Guy Who Wants Shorter Penis
The Giver of Life
Sex on Mars
Little Red Riding Hood
Old Single Friends
Guy With Two 50-lb. Testicles
Old Man Wants Viagra
Little Boy Peeking in on Parents
Man Flying Kite with Son
Investment Opportunity
Why Dogs Lick Their Penises
Why Women Don't Blink During Foreplay
Pinocchio Discovers He's Wood
Drunk on Bus
Obscene Phone Call
Man Turns Down Proposal
Cider Mill Season
Market Research
Teddy Bears--2000 Joke Contest Winner
Irish Artist
Difference Between Tire and Used Condoms
Blondes in Tree
Oral Sex Saves Wife
Moth Balls
Father's Pet Goose
Blonde at Western Union
Guy Who's Poor in Bed
Chicken, Horse, & BMW
Hanging Baskets
Snow White and Seven Dwarfs
Woman Who's Like a Refrigerator
The Bride and Groom
Wife Doesn't Moan During Sex
Cows Having Sex
Guy With Small Head--2001 Joke Contest Winner
Guy Lost in Desert With Camel
Blonde Cowboy
Pink With Seven Dents
Redneck Poetry Contest
Old Couple Setting Record Straight
The Origins of Man's Sex Drive
Husband Needs Help Arousing Wife
Pinocchio Needs Help With Sex
Cinderella Stays Out Too Late
Grandma and Little Boy Discussing School
First Crack at Parachute Jumping--2001 Joke Contest Winner
What Happens to the Foreskins
Prostitute With No Legs
Difference Between Stewardess and Bowling Ball
Sexy New Lady in Town
Old Couple Celebrating Anniversary--2001 Joke Contest Winner
Santa and Beautiful Lady
Hung Like a Moose
Moving to Las Vegas
Two Afghani Women
Wife with Headache
Brothers Who Cross Medicines
Tastes Like Orange Juice
The Origins of Yodeling
Woman with Garden
Man With Five Dicks
German for Vaseline
Russian for VD
Birds and Babies
Tight Mini Skirt
Hung Chow
Long Term Implications of Drugs
New Lover from the Classifieds
Teacher Has Answer for Excuses
Boy Anticipates Sex With Girlfriend
Man With Sunburn on Legs
Little Girl Explaining Where Babies Come From--2002 Joke Contest Winner
Logger Who is Desparate for Sex
Superman Looking for Company
Viva La France
Two Old Ladies and the Flasher
Guy Pays Friend's Wife for Sex
Two Dwarfs Having Sex in Hotel
Husband with Comatose Wife
Animal Park Needs Solution for Gorilla in Heat--2002 Joke Contest Winner
Two Old Ladies Discussing Sex
Old Ladies Discussing Mutual Orgasms
Old Ladies Recalling Price of Veggies--2002 Joke Contest Winner
Little Boy Visits Whorehouse
Ole and Inge Preparing for Sex
Guy Whose Wife Slept with Tiger Woods
Old Lady Hears Screaming at Pearly Gates
Old Woman in Prostitute Sting Line-up
Old Couple Clarifying Sex
Lesbian Couple Sex Change
Guy Who Had Sex with Secretary
How Grandpa Died Having Sex
Daddy Explaining Dead Cat to Daughter
Hot Stock Tip
The Missing Sponge
Man Climbing Ladder to Success
Guy on Bus Wanting Sex With Nun
Guy With Wife Who Wanted to Hunt
Farm Boy Who Needed to do His Chores
Women Stop in Cemetary to Pee
Woman Meets Man on Beach
Hillbillies on Halloween
Man With 12" Penis
Class in the Supernatural
Husband Tapes Honeymoon
Dear Abby, What Should I Do?
$100 Bill Tattooed on Penis
Three Old Ladies and Flasher
The Brilliant Mathematician
The Sexually Active Bloke
Lady Gets Tattoo
Love That Raisin Bread
Boy in Cab Learns About Hookers
Blonde Falling from High Rise
Guy Wants Condoms with Insecticide
Big Guy on Elevator
After 69
Slapping a Midget
Playing Pearl Harbor
Why Snowman Pulled Pants Down
Two Teenage Boys Arrested for Drugs
Pakistani Sex Sandals
Blonde Needs to Call Mom in Poland
Not a Single Dirty Word Is Used
The Mailman's Last Day
Husband Who Didn't Make Love with Lights On
Girl Takes Off Clothes in Car
Daughter Caught Using Vibrator by Parents
Guy Wants to Buy Condoms
Boy Catches Parents Having Sex
Men Swapping Wives
Difference Between Stones and Scottish Shepherd
David Copperfield Invites Performer on Stage
Father Tells Date His Daughter Likes to Screw
The Lookout from the Palm Tree
City Slicker Asks Farmer for Buttercups
The Rigid Marine
Two Drunks with Plans for Free Drinks
Wife Answers Door to Stranger
Sailor Rescues Distraught Woman
Woman Who Bore Lots of Children Died
Senior Bus Trip to Atlantic City
Genie Grants Wishes to Golfer's Wife
Miss Piggy Can't Count to 100
Guy Propositions Lady
Old Couple Exchanges Oral Sex
Father Explaining Sex to Son
Little Johnny's Description of Sex
Old Lady Who Made Money Betting
Marine in Bar with Interesting Watch
Viagra/Pepsi Merger
Sunday Morning Sex
Mountain Boys Promoted to Sergeants
Guys at Ski Lodge
Ship Sinks Near Bermuda--2003 Joke Contest Winner
No Baby Planes--2003 Joke Contest Winner
Socrates
Advice from the Sex Therapist
Man Finds Perfect Spot to Masturbate
What Does a Kiss Taste Like?
Passing the Test
Dildos and Soybeans
Boyfriend Gets Peanut Out of Earnew
Who Wears the Pants in Familynew
New Sex Studynew
Husband Attends Halloween Party Alonenew
The Thingienew
Truth About Sex in the Afterlifenew
Mental Patient Driving to Chicagonew
Black Pantiesnew
Blind Man in Restaurantnew
Difference Between Porcupines and BMWsnew
Which Part of Your Body Goes to Heaven First?new
Three Fishing Buddiesnew
Lesbians and Politiciansnew
Monica's Mouth Capacitynew
What is a Yankee?new
Pinocchio Finds Out He's Made of Woodnew